Scene: my car on the way home from a trial run at our prospective daycare replacement.
Hannah: [strapped into car seat watching an episode of "Bob the Builder"] Momma, my eyes keep blinking. And I don't want them to 'cause I'm tryin' to watch my show.
Me: [thinking she may have a bit of dry eye or allergies] Honey, why don't you try shutting them for a minute. Sometimes our eyes get dry and we need to keep them shut to get them some more tears.
[a few minutes later]
Me: Hannah, how are your eyes doing?
I glanced back and found her sound asleep. Blinking should come with a warning label.