Signs You Live in the Middle of Nowhere

1. Veterinary care is ten times more accessible than human medical care.

2.  Directions to your home involve any of the following:
a. watching your tripmeter for specific mile markers
b. descriptions of metal gates, the signs they bear, and/or lock combinations
c. admonitions that "if you see ____________, you've gone too far."

3. Number of times you've googled a creepie crawlie to check for venomous status exceeds two times in one week.  (Yeah, I'm looking at you, you creepy bastard!)

I'm sure more telltale signs will become apparent as we go...