Dear Proctor & Gamble:
If I promise to buy a year's supply of Pepto-Bismol, will you agree to pull your ad campaign? Because if I have to see struggling extras grab their asses in an even more grotesque interpretation of the Macarena than the original, well, I just might vomit. Then again, perhaps that was your aim.
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Dear Suzy,
I am sure your local establishment, Suzy's Barstools 'N More, is a fine shopping venue with load of stylish and affordable furniture. But each time I hear your radio and television ads, a little piece of my soul dies:
"At Suzy's Bar Stools 'N More, we're more than just barstools!"
Really? REALLY?!
Suzy, you know, I do this for a living. Call me and I'll hook you up with some lines that won't make people's brains explode.
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Dear HD Radio advertising agency,
You rock! I love the whole '50s health film strip angle. It's hilarious. And the music track cracks me up every time. Very smart, memorable, and cool. I don't yet own an HD radio, but if I had some spare change, I might consider one.
Thanks,
Julia
